Man: We have a problem.
Barney: Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. [runs away]
Ted: Is this your husband?
Ashlee: I've never seen this man in my life.
Ted: Oh, okay. Uh, what's our problem?
Man: Rick. Rick Garrido. According to the bartender, I'm the guy that's been buying you champagne all night.
Ted: Okay, there's-there's a very simple explana... [Rick punches Ted in the face]
[the morning after, Ted has a black eye and a lisp:]
Ted: Next thing I know the police show up, they arrest the other guy, and I'm drinking for free the rest of the night. It was awesome.