Lily: We're gonna have to nail down all our furniture.
Marshall: We won't be able to get a pinball machine. I mean, unless we put some books under two of the legs or something. But then what if we want to read those books?
Lily: This is a nightmare. We can't raise our kids here. They'll grow up slanted.
Marshall: If we have a daughter, we'll have to call her Eileen.