Ted: That was hard to listen to.
Marshall: No one likes how they sound on an answering machine.
Ted: Thanks for doing that. You yelled at me. You got very firm with me. Very confident. It was cool.
Marshall: Thanks.
Ted: You're very sexy when you yell, Marshall.
Marshall: Shut up.
Ted: Veins, crazy muscles in your neck. You look like a Kentucky Derby-winning steed.
Marshall: You're ruining a nice moment.
Ted: At one point, I swear, I thought we were gonna kiss.
Marshall: Ted, seriously. I'm married.