Ted: Okay, Barney, I think we've stumbled into some kind of ethical, philosophical wormhole.
Barney: [to women] Green suit.
Ted: Yeah. I ditched Marshall and Lily, and was rewarded with two beautiful girls.
Barney: [to women] Suit's made of green.
Ted: We bailed on those two beautiful girls, and now we're being rewarded with a sea of beautiful girls.
Barney: [to women] 38 long.
Ted: It's like the laws of the universe are working in reverse.