Quote from Ted in No Tomorrow
Ted: Okay, Barney, I think we've stumbled into some kind of ethical, philosophical wormhole. Barney: [to women] Green suit. Ted: Yeah. I ditched Marshall and Lily, and was rewarded with two beautiful girls. Barney: [to women] Suit's made of green. Ted: We bailed on those two beautiful girls, and now we're being rewarded with a sea of beautiful girls. Barney: [to women] 38 long. Ted: It's like the laws of the universe are working in reverse.