Barney: Hi. Have you met Ted?
Mary: Hi. I'm Mary.
Ted: Hi. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Stephanie: I haven't met Ted, either. I'm Stephanie.
Ted: Hi.
Barney: Dude, back off. I called dibs on Stephanie.
Ted: Okay. Mary's hot.
Barney: Well, then I want Mary.
Ted: Fine.
Barney: Oh, I see. Reverse psychology. Then I'm sticking with Stephanie, Dr. Freud.
Ted: Okay.
Barney: Which one do you want more?
Ted: Either one.
Barney: I want them both.
Ted: You're an idiot.