Quote from Barney in No Tomorrow
Barney: Hi. Have you met Ted? Mary: Hi. I'm Mary. Ted: Hi. Happy St. Patty's Day. Stephanie: I haven't met Ted, either. I'm Stephanie. Ted: Hi. Barney: Dude, back off. I called dibs on Stephanie. Ted: Okay. Mary's hot. Barney: Well, then I want Mary. Ted: Fine. Barney: Oh, I see. Reverse psychology. Then I'm sticking with Stephanie, Dr. Freud. Ted: Okay. Barney: Which one do you want more? Ted: Either one. Barney: I want them both. Ted: You're an idiot.