Quote from Ted in Slapsgiving
Ted: You know, you could have just told me it was for Bob. Robin: Yeah, I just thought it might upset you. Ted: Upset me? Wait a second. Do you think that... Do you think that I'm jealous of Bob? Robin: I don't know. Is it so ridiculous to think that you might be? Ted: Yes. Robin: Why? Ted: Because he's a thousand years old.