Lily: Still drinking that?
Marshall: I paid for it. And apparently money's tight now, so...
Lily: Listen, I've been thinking about this, and I know there's no way to undo what I've done, but, well, I made an appointment with a divorce lawyer.
Marshall: What?! What?!
Lily: Oh, no, no, no, no, no
Marshall: You want a divorce now?
Lily: No! I just mean on paper, so that you can buy the apartment without my bad credit dragging us down.
Marshall: Lily, are you trying to kill me?
Lily: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have led with the divorce lawyer part.