Ted: As drunk as she was, when she woke up the next morning, she still remembered room 110. That's why she knocked on the door. She was looking for me.
Blahblah: Oh my God.
Ted: Yeah, and in all these years Lily and I have never spoken about it, so again, mum's the word, OK?
Blahblah: You have to tell Marshall.
Ted: If he heard that, it would destroy him.
Blahblah: If you don't tell him, I will.
Ted: Oh, come on, you wouldn't. [off Blahblah's look] Oh, no.