Quote from Lily in Something Borrowed
Lily: That's Scooter. Robin: Your high school boyfriend, Scooter? Lily: His real name is Bill. My mom must have invited him. Robin: Why? Why would she do that? Lily: Our families are really close. But my ex-boyfriend? Come on, Mom. I didn't invite that professional squash player Dad busted you with. Oh, I need a glass of wine.