Ted: [answering phone] Hello?
Virginia Mosby: Ted Evelyn Mosby!
Ted: Oh. Uh, hey, Mom. Merry Christmas.
Virginia Mosby: I just got the most disturbing call from Lily. How could you use such a horrible word?
Ted: Oh, God, she called you?
Virginia Mosby: Are you acting out because of the divorce? Is-is this all about Clint?
Ted: No, Mom, why would it be about Clint?