Quote from Ted in Slap Bet
Ted: Guys, guys, guys, Robin doesn't like malls. If she doesn't want to tell us why, she doesn't have to. I think we should all just respect her privacy. Robin: Thanks, Ted. [later, in Ted's bedroom:] Ted: So, what's the deal with you and malls? Robin: You said if I didn't want to talk about it, I didn't have to. Ted: Yeah, with those people. I'm your boyfriend. Come on, what is it? Did you get arrested in a mall? Robin: No. Ted: Dumped in a mall? Robin: Ted. Ted: Found out you were Canadian at a mall? Robin: Let it go. Ted: Trapped under a fake boulder at the mall? Robin: Let it go. Ted: Mauled at the mall? Robin: Let it go. And who gets trapped under a fake boulder at the mall? Ted: Not me in Ohio when I was nine, that's for sure.