Quote from Ted in Atlantic City
Marshall: Guys. It's looking like this isn't gonna happen. Lily: No, Marshall, we are gonna get married today. Marshall: Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license. Lily: Except international waters. So let's find a ship captain. A ship captain can marry us. There's boats all over this place. Ted: Oh, is that what those wooden things are floating between the garbage?