Ted: Look, there was a time I didn't believe in the crazy eyes either, and then I met Jeanine. She had serious crazy eyes. I told myself I was just imagining it, but then...
[flashback:]
Ted: So, should we go get a drink?
Jeanine: As long as it's in your apartment.
Driver: Whoa, I'm sorry.
Jeanine: [hitting car with a metal bar] Watch! Where! You're! Going! [normally] So, where do you live?