Future Ted: [v.o.] Our client was a major bank and financial services company in Spokane. They wanted a modern skyscraper that still captured the distinct flavor and history of the northwest.
Mr Druthers: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Spokane national bank building.
Bank President: That's a penis!
Mr. Druthers: That's- That's ridiculous. There's no way this majestic tower can be confused with the male organ of love.
Bank President: We're not building a penis. You got any other ideas?
Mr. Druthers: Other ideas? You said you wanted Hammond Druthers. This is Hammond Druthers.
Bank President: Well, hats off to your lady friends, but I'm not building it. We're done here.