Robin: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Ted: Lily stole my boss' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose.
Robin: Why? Was he being mean?
Ted: You know about this?
Robin: Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?
Lily: Oh, that was a good one. This sales guy was rude to Robin, so I took a pair of khakis.
Robin: I gave them to you for your birthday.
Ted: So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?
Lily: I prefer to call them "justice khakis."