Quote from Ted in Brunch
Ted: I mean, I don't even know you people. I don't even know how you met. Alfred Mosby: I never told you how I met your mother? Ted: No. Alfred Mosby: Oh, great story. At a bar. Ted: That's it? That's what passes for communication in our family? Man, when I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything, the whole damn story. Alfred Mosby: I think it was an Irish bar.