Quote from Ted in Milk
Ted: [on the phone] Hey, Lily, this is Ted, the guy you left stranded by the side of the road. I just wanted to say good luck with the interview, remember to pick up some milk... Oh, and, when I get home, I'm going to kill you. And, also, I texted you the same thing. [phones Barney] Hey, I need a big favor. Barney: Anything, bro. Ted: I need you to come up to Duchess County and pick me up. Barney: No. Ted: It's kind of an emergency. Barney: What are you doing in Duchess County? Ted: Apple picking.