Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what's up ahead. One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride, and then all of a sudden, you're 28.
Waitress: And for the birthday boy, lasagna.
Ted: Thank you.
Waitress: Careful. The plate is very hot.
Ted: 'kay. Oh, go on, touch it.
Lily: Ah! Sweet damn, that's a hot plate.