Quote from Lily in Milk
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what's up ahead. One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride, and then all of a sudden, you're 28. Waitress: And for the birthday boy, lasagna. Ted: Thank you. Waitress: Careful. The plate is very hot. Ted: 'kay. Oh, go on, touch it. Lily: Ah! Sweet damn, that's a hot plate.