Barney: Ted, you need a lady. And I've got the next best thing, Mary. She lives in my building. She's smart, she's hot, she's totally cool.
Ted: Oh, she sounds great. And who knows? Maybe we'll wind up getting married someday. You know, if we can get a blessing from her pimp.
Barney: You want to judge a fellow human being based solely on one external characteristic? That's racism. And I do not drink with racists. Good day. [long silence]
Ted: You're just waiting for me to speak, so you can interrupt...
Barney: I said good day!