Quote from Ted in Life Among the Gorillas
Ted: So I'm standing there, my mouth full of this delicious relationship-winning cupcake... And... I said something dumb. [flashback:] Ted: [on the phone] Oh, and, um... don't worry, yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago. And it's awesome. Really, really awesome. [back:] Ted: Why did I say that? I think frosting makes me lie.