Ted Quote #93
Quote from Ted in Life Among the Gorillas
Ted: So I'm standing there, my mouth full of this delicious relationship-winning cupcake... And... I said something dumb.
[flashback:]
Ted: [on the phone] Oh, and, um... don't worry, yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago. And it's awesome. Really, really awesome.
[back:]
Ted: Why did I say that? I think frosting makes me lie.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Life Among the Gorillas’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Look, you know, whatever anthropology you do at work is your business, but please don't act like that around here.
Marshall: Lily, when Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-...
Lily: No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath-Vaseline came home from the gorillas, she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair and-and throwing feces.
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [on the phone] 'Sup, Blauman? E-bomb here. We still on for karaoke? Dope. I'm going to rock you on the mike so hard your hears are going to bleed gravy. Catch you on the flip, butt puppet.
Lily: Okay, what do you think? [shows Marshall a painting]
Marshall: Steak sauce.
Lily: Steak sauce?
Marshall: Yeah.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Yes! Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward direction.