Future Ted: [v.o.] There are two big questions a man has to ask in life. One you plan out for months, the other just slips out when you're half drunk at some bar.
[split scene: Marshall and Lily at home, Ted and Yasmine at MacLaren's]
Marshall: [To Lily] will you marry me?
Ted: [To Yasmine] you wanna go out sometime?
Lily: Of course, you idiot!
Yasmine: I'm sorry. Carl's my boyfriend.
Ted: Sup, Carl?