Lily: Okay, so your wedding's in a few hours. Kind of strange to spend those hours watching a terrible movie, right?
Robin: Terrible? Lily, this movie is a revelation. I can't believe Ted wouldn't let us see it.
Marshall: Yeah, why was he hanging so much beef on this movie? Just because there's a character based on him?
Jed Mosely: [on TV] Of course, I'll make all weddings illegal. Then Stella can never be a wedding bride. [laughs maniacally] Ooh. No-can-l-do's-ville, baby doll.
Marshall: It's like, relax, Ted. It's no big deal. You should be flattered.
[movie scene on TV:]
Jed Mosely: And now to celebrate with that piece of chocolate cake I've been saving. What? Who ate my cake?
Narshall: Uh, what cake?
Jed Mosely: Narshall!
[reality:]
Marshall: "Narshall"? "Narshall." How dare they? That is insulting and ridiculous and I am nothing like that character. I'm gonna sue everyone involved with this film.
Robin: So you're gonna sue them on the grounds that nothing like that cake thing ever happened?
Marshall: If Ted didn't want me to eat it, he should've put a note on it.