Quote from Lily in No Questions Asked
Lily: [on the phone] Plus, it's a crappy room, but when I tried to complain... [flashback:] Lily: The thermostat in my room is broken, the AC won't turn off. Hamish: Ooh. Sounds like the work of Captain Dearduff. He brings with him the icy chill of death. So bad luck there. Night-night. Lily: It sounds like you're using Captain Dearduff as an excuse for a crappy room. Hamish: I beg your pardon. I did not get to be a 40-year-old night clerk by making excuses. Now, if there's anything wrong that isn't ghost-related, I'm happy to address it. Lily: Okay, the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Hamish: Ghosts interfere with electronic devices. Lily: The shower's leaking. Hamish: Dearduff likes the sound of dripping, reminds him of his bleeding victims. Lily: And the door won't lock. Hamish: Captain Dearduff doesn't want to, you know, be locked out of his room. Lily: Why would a locked door keep a ghost out? Can't they walk through walls? Hamish: Maybe he's afraid of rats. Lily: There are rats in the walls? Hamish: No.