Marshall: [on the phone] Ted, I'm so sorry.
Ted: No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have spent six years passive-aggressively drinking coffee around you.
Marshall: And I shouldn't have taken that sewing class to learn to make that present costume.
Ted: I regret all of it.
Marshall: Me too. Except I actually don't regret that sewing class. I learned a fun and useful lifetime skill. But seriously, even without the coffeemaker, you've given us more than enough.
Ted: Well, there is one more gift on the way.
Marshall: Whatever it is, send it back. [horn honks]
Ted: It's a little late for that.
Man: [in car next to Marshall] Marshall Eriksen?
Marshall: Yes?
Man: I got your pizza.
Marshall: Ted. You are the best friend ever.
Ted: Don't say another word, Marshall. Save it for the thank-you note.
Marshall: You got it, buddy.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids, I got that thank-you note. Four months later. Four months.