Quote from Barney in Weekend at Barney's
[title: "The Special Delivery". Ted enters MacLaren's holding a package and wearing a courier uniform] Barney: [over ear piece] Ice Man to Neruda. Ice Man to Neruda. Bogey at 10:00, and she is packing two fully-operational sweater stretchers. That's bravo, Oscar, Oscar, bravo, Sierra. Possible delta cups. Ted: Copy that. Engaging target. Over. Barney: Excuse me, I have a delivery for Lisa. Ted: Excuse me, I have a delivery for Lisa. Barney: Are you Lisa? Ted: Are you Lisa? Woman: Uh, no. Barney: But you must be. I was told to... Ted: deliver this package to a girl named Lisa, and that I'd recognize her because she'd be... Barney: The most beautiful girl in this bar. Ted: So, here's your delivery, Lisa. Woman: Uh, I am definitely not Lisa, but I would be happy to help you find her. Barney: Great, and then maybe later... Ted: I could give you a different package... my penis. [The woman storms out] Ted: That is a terrible line!