Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, the only person in worse shape than Robin was her fiancé.
Barney: [on the phone] Ted, I'm desperate. Earlier today, I saw that wrist cuff and I got a partial for Marshall. Did you bang that girl yet?
Ted: Don't get your hopes, or anything else, up. I tried to connect with her, but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
Barney: Well, j-just go simple... does she like TV?
[cutting between Barney on the phone and flashbacks to Carly:]
Carly: No. But I'll watch 60 Minutes with you as loud and as long as you want.
Barney: Sports?
Carly: No. But I bet you look super hot playing shuffleboard, just slathered in bengay.
Barney: Well, does she like books?
Carly: No. But I bet you do. Mm-hmm. I bet you have a big, thick pair of bifocals.