Robin: What do you want me to do, Ted? Run up to that roof, knock the ring out of Barney's hand, and say, "Sorry to interrupt, but you should be with me"?
Ted: Is that what you want?
Robin: No. I don't. I can't keep making an ass of myself.
Ted: Well, a word in defense of making an ass of yourself, it's underrated. Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you, and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. But I have no regrets. Because it led me to something that I wouldn't trade for the world. It led to you being my friend. So, as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself, I say to you from the heart, get the hell out of this car.
Robin: [exhales] But, Ted, your big night.
Ted: It's just a building.