Marshall: Guys, guys, guys! Okay! All right! Obviously, none of you knows what it really means to be a parent.
Barney: Well, obviously, neither of you know what it means to be a friend anymore.
Marshall: What are you talking about?
Ted: Think about it. This is the most we've seen you two in five months.
Robin: You don't seem to care what's going on in our lives unless it's an eight or higher.
Marshall: Well, what do you expect? We have a baby now.
Lily: Yeah. The days of closing down MacLaren's are over. Unless you want to get up with us at 5:13 in the morning with a screaming baby.
Ted: So that's it? The... the end of an era, just like that?
Marshall: Look... We're sorry if-if we don't have time to sit around the bar listening to silly little dating problems. When you have a baby, it's not just the most important thing in your life, it's the only important thing. When are you guys gonna get that?
Ted: Think we get it.