Lily: You are going to have so much fun here.
Robin: Oh, guys, please, do not feel like you have to keep me entertained.
Marshall: Well, you shouldn't have come to East Meadow, Long Island, Robin, if you didn't want to be entertained.
Robin: Really? I didn't think there was a ton to do here.
Lily: Oh, apparently, someone hasn't heard of the Uniondale Miniatures Museum.
Marshall: You'll come for the 19th century thimble art, but you'll stay for the Dutch masters on bottle caps.
Lily: Plus, you'll be bowling with two charter members of the East Meadow Alley Cats.
Marshall: "We're a hot dog eating team with a bowling problem."
Lily: Shirley came up with that one. Great bowler, Shirley. She hit 280 the other day.
Marshall: Unfortunately, that was on her bathroom scale.