Quote from Barney in A Change of Heart
[flashback to Barney and Nora at dinner:] Barney: I mean, I like being single, but secretly, I want to have kids. Nora: How many do you want? Barney: Three. One of each. You? Nora: Three. All in an old stone house. Barney: Yeah, with ivy growing on it. Nora: Cocktails on the patio. Barney: And we must have a pool. Nora: We? ... A pool sounds brilliant. Are you for real, Barney? Barney: I really am. [later, at MacLaren's:] Robin: Unbelievable. Nora: I know, right? And the second reason we popped in is 'cause I need to use the loo. But when I get back, I'm dying to hear all about Mr. Softy here. Barney: I assure you, that's not a nickname that I... [Lily punches Barney in the chest] [present:] Dr. Kirby: And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.