[As Marshall talks on the phone with Barney, Marcus, who's been eavesdropping, jumps in:]
Marcus: Wait, hear me out, Marshall. Zoey's in love with Ted, but she's married, so she tried to push him away by setting him up with her cousin instead. But seeing Ted and Honey hit it off was more than her gentle heart
could bear, so Zoey left early, pricked by love's fickle thorn. But then, the next morning, upon learning that Ted had not tasted of Honey's sweet nectar, her joy burst forth like a blossoming flower in spring.
Marshall: Wow. Zoey's in love with Ted.
Marcus: Oh, Marshall, I stopped by that new doughnut shop Hertz Donuts. Would you like a Hertz Donut?
Marshall: Sure.
[Marcus rushes into Marshall's childhood bedroom:]
Marshall: Hey, where's the...?
[Marcus punches Marshall in the arm]
Marshall: No! Aah!
Marcus: Hurts, don't it?
Barney: I can't believe you fell for that, bro.