Lily: Guys, listen to what just happened.
[flashback to Lily and Judy in the kitchen:]
Lily: Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while.
Judy: You think your snobby New York cooking is better than mine... admit it! Well, go ahead, Lily, why don't
you just whip up a batch of your fancy tofu sushi bagels! And choke on them!
[present:]
Barney: Whoa.
Ted: Are you okay?
Lily: Listen!
[flashback:]
Judy: [yawns] I'm gonna go take a nap.
[present:]
Lily: Judy's finally sleeping and it's all because of me! Guys, I have a role: I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!
Ted: Well, but this day is tough on you, too. You sure you can absorb all that?
Lily: Yeah! Robin gave me a little orange pill from her purse. I don't know what's in it, but things are flowin' pretty smooth right now.
Robin: Hey, stay hydrated.