Quote from Marshall in Blitzgiving
Robin: Look, none of us meant for it to happen, but, well, we had an awesome night with her. [flashback to Zoey landing a hat on Marshall's head at MacLaren's:] All: The Gentleman! [present:] Lily: And then, the craziest thing happened. [flashback to a dog skateboarding through MacLaren's] Ted: I missed a skateboarding dog? Lily: Yeah, but that wasn't the crazy part. Ted: It wasn't? [flashback:] Zoey: Okay, Marshall. Truth or dare? Marshall: Okay, awesome. Well, Lily doesn't let me do truths. So, dare. Zoey: Okay. I dare you to send a picture of your junk to a complete stranger. Marshall: Best idea ever! [present:] Marshall: Worst idea ever! My junk ended up in some stranger's pocket. If there phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.