[As Lily walks through the museum, she imagines an exhibit featuring College Marshall in his dorm room:]
College Marshall: Lily? Honey, what's wrong? You okay? Do you want a hit of this sandwich?
Lily: I want you.
College Marshall: Awesome. Let me just put a sock on the doorknob.
Lily: No. I mean, I want you as opposed to who you've become. You've changed so much.
College Marshall What? How have I changed? Did I cheat on you?
Lily: No.
College Marshall: Did I stop writing poems for you?
Lily: Yes, but I'm okay with that.
College Marshall: Am I not as good at making the sweet, sweet love to you?
Lily: Actually, you're way better now. You last, like, two, three times as long.
College Marshall: You said that any longer would be too much.
Lily: It's okay. College Lily thinks those are orgasms. No, it's... It's none of that. It's just this new Marshall, Corporate Marshall, he wears suits all the time. He doesn't care about saving the world. He's not you. I want you back.
College Marshall: Well, you can't have me. Look at the sign. I'm extinct. I've gone the way of Jane's Addiction.
Lily: Actually, Jane's Addiction got back together.
College Marshall: They did?
Lily: Yeah, they've done a few tours, they put out a new album.
College Marshall: Are you serious?! That is awesome! Are they just as good?
Lily: Sure.
College Marshall: Look, I know that Corporate Marshall wears a tie and everything, but it sounds like he hasn't changed where it counts.