Barney: [enters] Oh, my God! I just got mugged!
Ted: What?
Barney: Is what I was saying to this girl at the bar earlier.
[flashback to Barney at MacLaren's:]
Barney: It was completely terrifying. I just want to forget this ever happened and try to move on with my life.
Lisa: Oh, you poor thing.
Sarah: Neil? Neil?
Barney: I...
Sarah: Neil?
Barney: I...
Sarah: Neil!
Barney: Lady, my name's not Neil. It's Ba... [gagging]
Lisa: Why are you calling him Neil?
Sarah: Because that's his name. He's Neil Armstrong.
Lisa: The cyclist?
Sarah: I thought you were supposed to be on a shuttle mission.
Lisa: I thought you just got mugged.
Barney: Okay, I can do this. You see, I was on my way to the launch pad when I was mugged. And the mugger
took my space shuttle keys. Nailed it. Who's up for a three-way?
Sarah: I am!
Lisa: Me, too!
[present:]
Barney: And it was the best three-way ever.
Ted: Strange, 'cause you look like you just had two vodka tonics thrown in your face.
Marshall: You have lime in your hair.
Barney: The story's better with my ending... Just... Okay? So, there we are, zero gravity. The three of us wearing nothing but space helmets.