Barney Quote #1155
Quote from Barney in Zoo or False
Barney: [enters] Oh, my God! I just got mugged!
Ted: What?
Barney: Is what I was saying to this girl at the bar earlier.
[flashback to Barney at MacLaren's:]
Barney: It was completely terrifying. I just want to forget this ever happened and try to move on with my life.
Lisa: Oh, you poor thing.
Sarah: Neil? Neil?
Barney: I...
Sarah: Neil?
Barney: I...
Sarah: Neil!
Barney: Lady, my name's not Neil. It's Ba... [gagging]
Lisa: Why are you calling him Neil?
Sarah: Because that's his name. He's Neil Armstrong.
Lisa: The cyclist?
Sarah: I thought you were supposed to be on a shuttle mission.
Lisa: I thought you just got mugged.
Barney: Okay, I can do this. You see, I was on my way to the launch pad when I was mugged. And the mugger
took my space shuttle keys. Nailed it. Who's up for a three-way?
Sarah: I am!
Lisa: Me, too!
[present:]
Barney: And it was the best three-way ever.
Ted: Strange, 'cause you look like you just had two vodka tonics thrown in your face.
Marshall: You have lime in your hair.
Barney: The story's better with my ending... Just... Okay? So, there we are, zero gravity. The three of us wearing nothing but space helmets.
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‘Zoo or False’ Quotes
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Ted: Okay, this may come as a shock to you, Barney, but people don't like to be lied to.
Barney: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. "Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth." Barney Stinson.
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Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you may be wondering how many of these stories I'm telling you are true. It's a fair question. After all, there's a fine line between a good story and a bald-faced lie. I've never met anyone who could work that line better than your Uncle Barney. Heck, he could jump rope with it.
[at MacLaren's:]
Barney: I love to travel myself.
Sarah: Really? Where's the best place you've visited?
Barney: Hawaii's nice. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle, that's a good spot. But the best place, I'd have to say the moon. Hi, Neil Armstrong.
[later, in the apartment:]
Ted: No! You did not convince a girl you were the first man to walk on the moon! That happened seven years before you were born.
Barney: Ted, baby doll, minor hurdle.
[flashback:]
Barney: Oh, yeah, well, our spaceship passed through a wormhole or some gamma rays or something. I started aging backwards, blah, blah, blah. So, you work in a yogurt shop, that must be wild.
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Marshall: Although, I did actually work in a yogurt store in high school. And it was indeed wild.
Barney: Anywho, 20 minutes later, the eagle landed. We knocked space boots. Houston, we have a moaner. Other space related double entendres.