Robin: Marshall, in all seriousness, this is a great story. I mean, can I interview you about it on my show?
Ted: What? He gets to be on your show? What about my model?
Robin: No one wants to see a guy come on my show and play with dolls.
Ted: Okay, first of all, that is not what it is. And second of all, you just had a guy on your show playing with dolls.
[flashback to Robin's news show:]
Robin: So, your dolls are favored to win at the Rhinebeck Collector Awards next month.
Man: Only if they behave themselves. Last year, I found one of them cavorting with a G.I. Joe. [Robin laughs] It's not funny. [to the doll] What were you thinking? What if you'd gotten pregnant?
[present:]
Ted: And you invited him back for a follow-up interview!
Robin: Only because the FBI asked us to keep him occupied while they searched his house.