Robin Quote #481
Quote from Robin in Zoo or False
Robin: Marshall, in all seriousness, this is a great story. I mean, can I interview you about it on my show?
Ted: What? He gets to be on your show? What about my model?
Robin: No one wants to see a guy come on my show and play with dolls.
Ted: Okay, first of all, that is not what it is. And second of all, you just had a guy on your show playing with dolls.
[flashback to Robin's news show:]
Robin: So, your dolls are favored to win at the Rhinebeck Collector Awards next month.
Man: Only if they behave themselves. Last year, I found one of them cavorting with a G.I. Joe. [Robin laughs] It's not funny. [to the doll] What were you thinking? What if you'd gotten pregnant?
[present:]
Ted: And you invited him back for a follow-up interview!
Robin: Only because the FBI asked us to keep him occupied while they searched his house.
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Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay, this may come as a shock to you, Barney, but people don't like to be lied to.
Barney: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. "Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth." Barney Stinson.
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you may be wondering how many of these stories I'm telling you are true. It's a fair question. After all, there's a fine line between a good story and a bald-faced lie. I've never met anyone who could work that line better than your Uncle Barney. Heck, he could jump rope with it.
[at MacLaren's:]
Barney: I love to travel myself.
Sarah: Really? Where's the best place you've visited?
Barney: Hawaii's nice. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle, that's a good spot. But the best place, I'd have to say the moon. Hi, Neil Armstrong.
[later, in the apartment:]
Ted: No! You did not convince a girl you were the first man to walk on the moon! That happened seven years before you were born.
Barney: Ted, baby doll, minor hurdle.
[flashback:]
Barney: Oh, yeah, well, our spaceship passed through a wormhole or some gamma rays or something. I started aging backwards, blah, blah, blah. So, you work in a yogurt shop, that must be wild.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Although, I did actually work in a yogurt store in high school. And it was indeed wild.
Barney: Anywho, 20 minutes later, the eagle landed. We knocked space boots. Houston, we have a moaner. Other space related double entendres.