Quote from Barney in Of Course
Barney: Aha! You're trying that, Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut crap on me! Anita: It's not crap! Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut is a brilliant book. And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid. Barney: Why not just say you have a kid? Anita: You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there. That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date." Barney: Totally. Anita: "Or the second date." Barney: Of course. Anita: "Or the third date." Barney: Well... Anita: "Or the fourth date." Barney: Well, just tell me how many dates. Anita: Seventeen. Barney: [stutters, turns to a woman sitting by an empty chair] Excuse me, is anyone using this? [Barney sits on the chair and instantly falls off]