Barney: Aha! You're trying that, Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut
crap on me!
Anita: It's not crap! Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut is a brilliant book. And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid.
Barney: Why not just say you have a kid?
Anita: You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there. That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date."
Barney: Totally.
Anita: "Or the second date."
Barney: Of course.
Anita: "Or the third date."
Barney: Well...
Anita: "Or the fourth date."
Barney: Well, just tell me how many dates.
Anita: Seventeen.
Barney: [stutters, turns to a woman sitting by an empty chair] Excuse me, is anyone using this? [Barney sits on the chair and instantly falls off]