Barney Quote #1135
Quote from Barney in Of Course
Barney: Aha! You're trying that, Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut
crap on me!
Anita: It's not crap! Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut is a brilliant book. And, it scares away guys who are only interested in getting laid.
Barney: Why not just say you have a kid?
Anita: You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there. That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date."
Barney: Totally.
Anita: "Or the second date."
Barney: Of course.
Anita: "Or the third date."
Barney: Well...
Anita: "Or the fourth date."
Barney: Well, just tell me how many dates.
Anita: Seventeen.
Barney: [stutters, turns to a woman sitting by an empty chair] Excuse me, is anyone using this? [Barney sits on the chair and instantly falls off]
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Leave it to me. I'll plan the whole thing.
Barney: You're gonna plan the whole thing? I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh?
Ted: Gooey and romantic? Gooey and romantic? Barney. [singing] You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru
Barney: Uh, Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: [singing] You just have to make her understand
Barney: Ted, people are looking at us.
Ted: [singing] What she means to you
Barney: Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now?
Ted: [singing] On your superdate Troubles of the world will simply have to wait For wonders and amazement
served up on a silver plate Hurry up now, don't be late Because hand in hand You'll find a land Where paradise awaits [talking] And then, boom! Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her... [singing] And that's your super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic.
Ted: Yeah.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I can't believe Robin's been so upset.
Marshall: I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.
Barney: Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Oh, my God. I don't believe it! Guys, this is her! She wrote the book! Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her. But this changes everything. New plan, I'm going to sleep with her.