Ted: Listen to me. You want me to find the perfect girl so we can all grow old together? That is her. Do not let any guy near her, okay? That means no waiter takes her order, no busboy clears her table. If she bursts into flames, I want a firewoman putting her out.
Marshall: I don't think 911 takes requests.
Ted: Damn it, Marshall! Whatever you have to do, keep Maggie Wilks single until I get back. [starts to leave, turns back] I left my tab open. Don't abuse it.
[Marshall and Lily high five]