Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years.
[flashback to November 26, 2004. Ted enters the apartment and finds Lily painting a pair of acrobats posing in a difficult position:]
Lily: Sorry, guys. I'm just going to go with a bowl of fruit.
[flashback to July 16, 2007. Ted walks in on the gang watching Barney, who is attempting to escape from a metal cage filled with water. Lily and Robin have axes ready to free him.]
Marshall: It's been 12 minutes!
[As Barney works to free himself, he gives Ted a smile and a thumbs up]
[flashback to December 15, 2006 and Ted walking in on an armed robbery that Robin is attempting to foil:]
Robin: Drop it!
Masked Gun Man #1: You first!
Masked Gun Man #2: Ike, why are you pointing your gun at me?
Masked Gun Man #1: Don't use my name!
Robin: Put the guns down, now!
[flashback to May 8, 2009 and a goat in the apartment]