Marshall: Do I smell chocolate chip pancakes?
Lily: No, you smell "Chocolate chip I'm sorry I was such a drunk idiot" pancakes.
Marshall: Oh, is there any "Wish I hadn't puked on your shirt" bacon?
Lily: There sure is.
Marshall: Baby.
Lily: I'm so sorry about last night. I know I was a mess. I... I just started freaking out about whether we're ready to be parents. But you took such good care of me. I know you're gonna be a great dad.
Marshall: I don't want to be a dad right now.
Lily: What?
Marshall: Last night, it was just... Between balancing work and drunk Baby Lily, it was too much. I'm just getting
started at this job, and I'm working such long hours, I mean... Look, I love you. And I absolutely want to
have kids someday. I just... I want to be ready for it.
Lily: Me, too. And whenever we are ready, I know you're going to be amazing.
Marshall: You, too.
Lily: Do you want to go have completely protected sex right now?
Marshall: I do.
Lily: Do you want to finish your bacon first?
Marshall: You are the perfect woman.