Lily: Okay, Ted has officially snapped. There are moving men coming in ten hours. His fiance is waiting for him
in New Jersey. We have to do something.
Marshall: I got this. [to Ted] Hey, Bud. Why don't you come here for a minute.
Ted: What?
Marshall: Look, I want you to know this is all totally normal. Big transitions can be scary, and cold feet... well they're just part of the deal. So... how about you give me the knife? Give me the knife. Come on. [Ted gives Marshall the knife] So I can start unpacking, too. I'm staying here right by your side
forever, buddy!
Lily: Marshall!
Marshall: Lily, our lives have been good here. That's why we've been putting off packing. Because subconsciously, we both know that it would be stupid to leave. It's safe and warm here. There's a... a bar downstairs, and a cookie robot in the kitchen. This is my home, and I'm never leaving!