Ted: I have a surprise appetizer for us today. Check it out. Potato skins.
Stella: Fancy.
Ted: Yeah. Right? God, it's been forever since I had potato skins. I remember them as being pretty much the most delicious things ever. [Eats the potato skin] Huh. That's surprising.
Stella: What?
Ted: This potato skin. It's good but not nearly as good as I'd built it up to be in my head. Even though potato skin performed admirably, and is a totally respectable size... I couldn't enjoy it because of my own unrealistic expectations.
Stella: Hmm, Ted, I see what you're doing. You're trying to lower my expectations for tonight. Is this a length thing?
Ted: No.
Stella: Quick on the draw?
Ted: No.
Stella: Unexpected number of testicles?
Ted: No.